inevitably eager

is this real life. like is this real life. are you friggin kidding me. i just can’t even. god damnit now im like not gonna sleep for the next two days cause i have to watch the next season. i mean, i can sit here and say that it’s so good, but like there’s really no point because there is literally no way for me to convey my love except for the fact that i have never been so attracted to someone i’ve never met before. benedict cumberbatch, you light up my world like nobody else; the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.  

some people try to claim that life is sad, and it sucks, while others claim that life is beautiful. but i’ve come to realize that the truth lies in neither; life just is. there are so many sad things, and so many beautiful things, so many things that you will take no notice of, and so many things that will make you think, and cry, and smile, and feel and i just wish everyone could see this. instead of trying to figure it [life] out, just experience what you can, and i promise you that not everything will be beautiful, but not everything will be sad, and with this attitude maybe things will suck a little less.

harpalyce:

thingsareswinging:

And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?

Should- should somebody tell them?

No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.

• watch breaking bad

i just got home at three in the morning fuck everyone literally fuck everyone like i can’t even just fuck you all well not everyone just those of you i’m thinking in my head but can’t write because this personal blog is not so personal but fuck you all fuck everyone oh my god just fuck everyone i can’t even i don’t think i’ve ever been quite like this although taking down my hair and putting on sweatpants and getting into bed with my laptop did help a lot because i have been on my feet for ten fucking hours and my life has been reduced to the god-awful smell of masa and the songs the radio stations play after midnight but of course i want to do it all and i know it’s my fault i volunteer for it because i just care so god damn much but at the end of the day when my feet hurt and chicken grease has stained my vegan shirt and someone continues to make me feel so unbearably bad about myself and i’ve gotten in trouble for volunteering too late i can’t help but think a thank you would have been nice.

sir-adler:

• lancelot and guinevere
• henry viii and anne boleyn
• posh and becks
• louis and harry

there has never been and will never be a moment more perfect than this just was for “The Piano Man” to come on the radio.

billy joel you are a god.

i observed that when ordering a snow cone with all three flavors, children tended to say “i want a rainbow one!” while the adults tended to ask for a “multicolored one.” how boring.

respawningin3-2-1:

1. Open this tab.
2. Open this tab.
3. Open this tab.

so classy omg where’s my velvet chair

omg everyone please do this i promise you will feel like a boss.

i am not proud of who i was in middle school

• cards against humanity
• sherlock
• sherlock
• sher
• lock

this happened last week but i haven’t blogged in a while and as a side note i thought benedict cumberbatch was unattractive and looked like an otter until i watched it and fell in love

patience (n.) - waiting for the fizz to die down while pouring yourself soda

what is life

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOUR STUPID BROTHER DIDN’T REPLACE THE TOILET PAPER SO YOU TRY TO GO INTO YOUR DADS BATHROOM TO GET MORE TOILET PAPER BUT YOU ALMOST WALK IN ON HIM HAVING SEX WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND YOU JUST STAND OUTSIDE THEIR DOOR CONTEMPLATING THE VALUE OF A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER AND THEN YOU’RE FORCED TO WALK AWAY EMPTY HANDED BUT HAVING HEARD TOO MUCH

so good. 

so good. 

so good. 

so good. 

SO GOOD.

SO GOOD. 

SO GOOD. 

SO GOOD.

woah

and that just made me okay with the fact that i’m not going to bed any time soon

i’m already getting sad that i’ll be graduating next year. it’s as though the fact that this years seniors are leaving is so sad that my brain doesn’t want to fret over it so i’ve skipped it entirely and headed to next year’s grief and nostalgia 

samroyle:

tobefinite:

samroyle:

tobefinite:

samroyle:

tobefinite:

valesmf:

bancusruptus:

gamzeescodpiece:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

Alexander the Alright.

the satisfactory lakes

Average Expectations 

The Good-Enough Barrier Reef

The Meh Lakes

The Not-Bad Compromise of 1787

The “If I could give it a grade it would be a B minus” Awakening

the sort-of-alright white sharks

“New Look, Same *Shoulder Shrug* Taste!” 

The Kind of Cool Pyramids 

samroyle:

tobefinite:

samroyle:

tobefinite:

valesmf:

bancusruptus:

gamzeescodpiece:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

Alexander the Alright.

the satisfactory lakes

Average Expectations 

The Good-Enough Barrier Reef

The Meh Lakes

The Not-Bad Compromise of 1787

The “If I could give it a grade it would be a B minus” Awakening

the sort-of-alright white sharks

because i did no homework/studying and instead i did all of these fun things:

• at my church today was the Bridging Ceremony for the seniors so that was very emotional and happy and inspiring and i love unitarian universalism
• my friend and i finished building our rockets for our physics final tomorrow
• i participated in a kidnapping/surprise birfday partay with ma frands
• i went to an end of the year ASB awards dinner and got to hear our principal talk about leadership which was interesting because of reasons
• then (here’s the fun part) i met Dennis Kucinich and listened to him speak
• also i saw the largest moon i have every seen, plus it was pink and full so it was all together beautiful

samroyle:

tobefinite:

valesmf:

bancusruptus:

gamzeescodpiece:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

Alexander the Alright.

the satisfactory lakes

Average Expectations 

The Good-Enough Barrier Reef

The Meh Lakes

The Not-Bad Compromise of 1787

valesmf:

bancusruptus:

gamzeescodpiece:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

Alexander the Alright.

the satisfactory lakes

Average Expectations 

The Good-Enough Barrier Reef

you know those times when you look at yourself in the mirror and you remember oh yeah right that’s why i don’t have a boyfriend

• the freshmen hallway
• the freshmen hallway
• the
• freshmen
• hallway